colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(Source: stimulations, via tuhree)

hanukkahlewinsky:

mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*

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resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

(Source: pokabu, via asvprock)

mydogsnokes:

Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns

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hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: evaunit08, via parkingstrange)